Episode 98: ADHD (The Clean Version)

Influencers have to take 3 times as many steps to do normal every day tasks.
Boom! Roasted.

PETA doesn't like this episode because gravy train is better than the stuff they eat.
Boom! Roasted.

Young'ns these days are lame because they wear their outside shoes inside instead of getting guest slippers like a normal person.
Boom! Roasted.

Cursive singers can only sing 50% of their songs and essentially create new words with the other 50%.
Boom! Roasted. 

We mentioned finding new music but we're too old and tired to remember why we were talking about it.
Boom! Roasted.